adam

1. (adam) (8316↑, 1577↓)

The first Man to ever get laid.

Adam and Eve had wild [sex] all night long.

Author: Rockerman http://adam.urbanup.com/1126305

2. (adam) (3590↑, 1424↓)

a goofy,funny,crazii,outgoing,loving person\! a guy with this name is amazing. he is adorable and very caring person. he will always be there for you. he might have the nickname[goober]. he can make you laugh no matter what,even if ur having the worst day ever. some people may call him weird or strange, but if he wasnt all of those things then he wouldn't be goober. he is a remarkable person,trustworthy, and an awesome friend.

you are being so adam/goober\!

Author: a very close friend http://adam.urbanup.com/3030517

3. (Adam) (2486↑, 1272↓)

An adorable boy, who is great in many ways. see [perfect boy]

Adam-*says the most perfect things ever,* Tracy-*melts.*

Author: Shay123456789 http://adam.urbanup.com/2855666

4. (adam) (1809↑, 773↓)

Hot\!\!\! As simple as that. Adam is [hot].

Karen: Adam must be the sexiest damn person alive. Allison: I agree. Adam is hot\!

Author: I GOT HOPPS http://adam.urbanup.com/1314028

5. (adam) (1637↑, 742↓)

Name meaning in greek: the leader of men

When people back down, Adam steps up. In a rough situation Adam will take command.

Author: useranonymous http://adam.urbanup.com/3029163

6. (adam) (693↑, 195↓)

The funny guy, the one everyone turns to for a quick laugh or a fun time. Typically the guy that wins the heart of all the ladies.

Sarah: Adam is hilarious\! Emily: I know, Adam is the only guy i see as a perfect fit for me. Sarah: Yeah, you and every other girl in this world.

Author: The Pugs Man http://adam.urbanup.com/1314001

7. (Adam) (500↑, 135↓)

The most gorgeous and amazing man on the planet. This is a man with a tender heart, beautiful smile, sharp mind and a sweet spirit. Adam is "all man" yet still has a sensitive side. He is a perfect blend of sweet and strong, and is wonderful with children. Those who know him are blessed.

Adam will be a wonderful husband

Author: miss\@ http://adam.urbanup.com/4006844

8. (Adam) (1378↑, 1046↓)

The word "Adam" is also street slang for the drug Ecstasy.

"Hey bro, I want to meet Adam tonight... Can you hook me up?"

Author: Krauty http://adam.urbanup.com/1394992

9. (Adam) (337↑, 119↓)

The epitome of awesomeness. Usually dark haired and hot, sexy and seductive, and sometimes emo-ish and/or bi, they have a voice that could melt stone. Truly romantics at heart, they hide it from most everyone. They have gorgeous eyes that probably have superman's lazer-vision because they're so awesome. They have mouths that should be illegal, and kissing skills that shouldn't be real. They usually play an instrument of some sort, mostly guitar. They say that they suck at it but in reality play very well. They value intelligence highly and think stupid girls shouldn't be allowed to live. They're also good at video games. They're girl-magnets, but extremely sensitive, so handle with care.

OmG\! That guy's an Adam\!

Author: Please publish this \<3 u 4ever http://adam.urbanup.com/4252306

10. (Adam) (851↑, 662↓)

Genesis 1:25, "Adam and Eve were naked, and they were not ashamed." The modern day "Adam" is a male who tries to be as naked as is socially acceptable at all times, even if it is only BARELY acceptable.

Tommy is an Adam if I ever saw one\! At home he wears shorts or swim trunks ONLY. When outside in public, he wears sandals, a button-up shirt -- unbuttoned, or a T-shirt on his head like an Arabic head-dress. He'd rather not wear a shirt at all, but, this way if he wants to enter a store or restaurant he can button up his dress shirt, or take the T-shirt off his head and wear it on his abdomen.

Author: Tommy's Mommy http://adam.urbanup.com/1826594

11. (Adam) (332↑, 144↓)

The first man to get laid.

Wow, he gets as much ass as Adam

Author: Adam Epitaph http://adam.urbanup.com/3044086

12. (adam) (285↑, 98↓)

A sex machine. Adam got laid at the beginning of time and still continues the tradition today.

Adam defines sex. The first person to get laid and most likely the last. No one has been having sex longer. Adam has started a tradition that has lasted humans for millenniums. Sex has become the number one recreational activity for humans everywhere.

Author: Qiklotang http://adam.urbanup.com/1314036

13. (Adam) (219↑, 58↓)

A term used to describe a person who is, in general, an awesome person.

[adam] [sexy] [awesome] [sick]

Author: TorpedoTortoise http://adam.urbanup.com/3986845

14. (Adam) (210↑, 95↓)

A complete beast at everything he does.... one who gets all the girls and at the end of a relationship finds a new one quickly. Adam is an amazing person, everyone likes him\! Damn straight he is fly and pimp.

Person 1: "I know this guy and his name is John but is such an Adam" Person 2: "Dude, my name is Adam. Thanks\!"

Author: Fred Claus http://adam.urbanup.com/2756256

15. (Adam) (116↑, 41↓)

The best guy ever. Great friend. Very lovable. Is completely awesome. Probably the best guy you could ever meet. Loved by most. 1,000,000 times better than Edward\!

Example: You remind me of Adam. Meaning: I think you're awesome.

Author: Alexis... http://adam.urbanup.com/4487700

16. (Adam) (106↑, 40↓)

One of the best people I know. Hilarious, weird, talented, caring, emotional, and basically perfect. Someone who I love more than anything in my life, and a person who I know I can always depend upon.

I had the shittiest day of my life, but Adam made it all better.

Author: Someone Happy. http://adam.urbanup.com/4512989

17. (Adam) (101↑, 55↓)

Thief of hearts. Fucker.

Guy 1: Hey, who owns that impressive pile of chick's hearts? Guy 2: Adam, of course. Fucker.

Author: intrusivethinking http://adam.urbanup.com/4662359

18. (adam) (106↑, 65↓)

A extremely long penis of at least nineteen inches.

He was taunting me with Jake, so I just whipped out Adam and put him to shame\!

Author: Master Doom http://adam.urbanup.com/4261805

19. (Adam) (61↑, 21↓)

Adam is the [everything] guy. Adam is smart, funny, a handy man, that looks [hot] washing the car to crawling under a deck to fix something. Adam is the guy every lady wants. He makes you laugh when you're having a bad day instantly. Adam is a strong man that can handle anything that life deals him. His concious approves his conduct and grows brave by reflection. Wish I had an Adam.

"I'm dating Adam" "No flippin way\!" "I wanted to date Adam" Adam is the shizzle\!

Author: 09siren http://adam.urbanup.com/5166582

20. (Adam) (56↑, 19↓)

Adam is a ruggedly handsome man, tall as a tree but soft as a marshmallow. He'll try and trick you into thinking that he's tough and manly but you can see straight through this as much as a glass wall. Great kisser though, with a great sense of humour. Charming and intelligent, Adam is so clever his first name's already got two A's. Be careful, ladies: once you love an Adam, you'll never go back\!

Girl one: "I think i love Adam" Doctor: "there's no cure for that, i'm afraid"

Author: jprincess http://adam.urbanup.com/5427353

21. (Adam) (36↑, 13↓)

Adam is a great person.He will always there for anyone no matter what.Hes the friend you call at 2 in the morning when youre in jail , or the friend you call if you are just simply bored.He's always there to talk or to make you laugh no matter what.When he gets his sights set on a girl he'll definitely follow through and be commited for no matter how long it takes.Every girl wants to go out with him especially younger girls.Any girl would be lucky to have a guy like him , just as friends or more\! He never ever forgets memories they will always be there\! He's a ladys man everybody loves him\! He definitely loves showing off all the girls he gets with

"Wow I [kissed] Samira last nite " Said David "I did [way] [more] than that on my [bed] " Said Adam "Yeah , whatever " Said David

Author: CostoMilk http://adam.urbanup.com/5373133

22. (adam) (99↑, 76↓)

a taco eating guy

adam likes super saucey saucey things

Author: lamashelly http://adam.urbanup.com/4141087

23. (Adam) (26↑, 7↓)

handsome, funny, caring, outgoing, simply amazing man\! a guy with this name can make you feel like there's no one else world but the two of you. he will alaways be there for you. he can make you laugh no matter what, even if youre having the worst day ever he'll turn it around. he is simply the best person to have, cute, adorable, hot, sweet, gentle, kind, smart, funny, wonderful, terrific, fantastic, nice, silly, cool, joyful, super, magnificent, helpful, superb, magical.

Hayley- "Adam most be the best man on earth" Orquidea- "Yes, he definitely is\!"

Author: his cuca http://adam.urbanup.com/5677905

24. (Adam) (16↑, 1↓)

A man who sits at home on a computer and reads definitions about his own name. Wondering if some of these may be written by people who actually know him. He is in-fact Truthful somewhat good looking but still wonders why he is single. Secretly a big nerd but the most caring man when it comes to ones he loves or Girlfriends he once loved.

Adam: Stop reading this adam and know you're a good guy most of these can be funny but they do get you thinking. You're a great person and that girl you still love will be just fine without you worrying about her 24/7.

Author: ajaxztheshaman http://adam.urbanup.com/6312929

25. (Adam) (23↑, 10↓)

An absolute dream boat that shall make all your wildest fantasies come true. A true bundle of complexity and a wild adventurous guy who will hold a great conversation with anyone of any crowd, up for trying new things. VERY handsome, and also a crowd pleaser. Adam can also be sensationally intelligent and full of charm, and is capable of doing great things and taking care of things that require going to desperate measures to take care of.

Girl 1: wow this Adam guy is AMAZING Girl 2: yeah, I'd TOTALLY have to agree his level of awesomeness is over 9000

Author: Anonymous Shitake Samurai http://adam.urbanup.com/5783565

26. (Adam) (8↑, 0↓)

At first glance at their facade, they seem to be quite distanced, cold, boring and sometimes 'weird' but under this, there is a person who is willing to help you with every one of his ability, a person who can talk and be talked to, understand your needs and wants as well as being able to describe his own in order to meet a compromise and most importantly, being dependable at times when you need help. The one I know of currently, has a great smile that would even make you smile at one of your days, a good listening ability, deep and emotive eyes that express more than his face which he constantly hides (besides his smile) and a great sense of humour that many would assume he didnt have. He's definitely one of the people whom many people would like once they enter an Adams' sphere where they would understand why he is the way he is.

I wish I could be like an Adam Have you heard of Adam?

Author: warsonwords_right http://adam.urbanup.com/6208740

27. (Adam) (8↑, 2↓)

Adam, is a wonderful person to be friends with, if you ever get the chance to date an adam STAY with him for as long as you possibly can, he will treat you right, make you feel like a princess and love you for who you are.

My boyfriend adam, calls me goregous, pretty, amazing, stunning everything i have ever wanted he is the most amazing guy i have ever met\! He complements me everytime we talk I love him to bits\!

Author: bohner 13 http://adam.urbanup.com/6057874

28. (Adam) (14↑, 8↓)

The most wonderful boyfriend anyone could have, he says the most amazing things and is just amazing, i love you \<3

I wish i had an adam \<33

Author: XxLovexX\<3 http://adam.urbanup.com/5965973

29. (Adam) (7↑, 1↓)

Adam is a chick magnet, but he will breaks hearts at the drop of a hat. Everyone loves him and he can be very fake. He has numerous girlfriends and if he breaks up with one, will get another instantly. He is great in bed and will sleep with anyone. Adam is nice and kind and will gain anyones heart and trust, but he can be a complete asshole and insensitive at times. He will be your bestfriend one minute then kick you out of his life the next, but you'll still want him no matter what he does.

Adam broke her heart. Adam's has another girlfriend.

Author: Haha_lolzer http://adam.urbanup.com/5882237

30. (adam) (224↑, 218↓)

(verb)--to advise your friend into breaking up with his girlfriend, then start dating her yourself.

"I'd adam that guy." "You got adamed."

Author: Rex Griswolde http://adam.urbanup.com/2948321

31. (adam) (8↑, 3↓)

a very hot guy, usually a guitarist or drummer. the nicest and funniest person out there. he'll stick up for you, and will do anything to make you happy. he's the cute, shy sort.

hes hot, and amazing at guitar/drums. duuh, its adam.

Author: anonamoiuytyres._____69 http://adam.urbanup.com/6036820

32. (Adam) (5↑, 0↓)

A man who is very mature, nice, gorgeous, and amazing. You will love him once you get to know him. He is a hard nut to crack. He is legally determined crazy, but you will see past that. He will be the man you fall hardest for and then lose him or ruin it. You will want to be with him for life. He's the perfect man you will meet, and never get.

I want to be with Adam, but he won't have anything of it.

Author: Suckit94 http://adam.urbanup.com/5872137

33. (adam) (12↑, 7↓)

a seems to be ladies man who is at timers immature, has a good heart but thinks more with whats between his legs then the brain he has in his skull. an attractive guy who spends time doing what he wants\! he enjoys being around girls even if hes in a relationship\!...the type of guy that will take a friends girl, or fall in love with his best friends interest\! doesnt much care for family, or respect but trys hard to get what he wants, an over all nice guy who wants to be in a good relationship, but can never find the time\!

josie: adam is so cute emily: he has the best hair casey: yeah but i hear he"s a major player

Author: whomever you want it to be http://adam.urbanup.com/5766426

34. (Adam) (47↑, 42↓)

First Man to ever get laid

Dude i just got laid, i think i was the first person to ever do it. Nope Adam beat you to it

Author: Mr. Goldenrod http://adam.urbanup.com/4303631

35. (Adam) (5↑, 1↓)

Adam is amazing\! He is one of the best friends a girl could ever have\! Adam is not one of the most normal people ever, but he can make a girl smile. He makes you laugh too. Life without an Adam, wouldn't be exciting. He is just amazing in plenty of ways.

He is such an Adam\!

Author: Awkwardllama1018 http://adam.urbanup.com/6300035

36. (Adam) (6↑, 2↓)

Adam is just such a remarkable guy who is funny, caring and loveable\! Adam has an amazing six pack which lots of girls like to perv up\! Adam has really nice hair with a body to die for, if you known him long enough he will get you to fall for him, then suddenly become all flirty and you'll get lost in his deep blue eyes..... He will steal your soul\! He is a goofy, random guy who love rock music and upper body sports. But, this is the way we love him, and I do\<3'

girl one: Hey can i touch your six pack? Guy one: Yeh... Girl one: Wow its so Adam you like loadss of hardcore things:D Guy two: Yeh and hes into rock music and archery All but guy one: He is so Adam\<3

Author: Adam's sexy beast;) http://adam.urbanup.com/6010739

37. (Adam) (4↑, 1↓)

Most amazing guy I've ever met. The sweetest, cutest, funniest, and the sexiest too. I dont think I could ever want more from him. Hes the best boyfriend ever, there is absolutely no guy that can possibly be any better than him. Hes my world, I'll admit it. He is sooooo good at everything he does, no joke. I dont know what I'd do without this guy. I love him with every fiber of my body. Hes the best guy in the world, what else can I say.♥

Girl 1: "hey, is that Adam?" Girl 2: "yea.♥ And thats his girlfriend too." Girl 1: "man, she sure is lucky." Girl 2: "luckiest girl ever, I'd kill to be with him. I mean look at him\!\! Hes so freakin amazing\!\!\!\!♥"

Author: SillyMuffin♥ http://adam.urbanup.com/6350890

38. (Adam) (3↑, 0↓)

an all-round cool guy, gets along with people. 1)He is "one with the ocean" and catches the most perfect waves. People say that when an "adam" is down at the beach, NO ONE cuts them off. 2)almost as good as blake at quickscoping.

1) Tom Moray: Holy shit its Adam, i wish he would let me make him a custom board... All the surfers: NO ONE CUT HIM OFF..."They all bow down at the sight of Adam and his Custom X" Randy Ruby: I would kill to get a picture of Adam. 2) Adam: HOLY SHIT, i just quickscoped that guy while jumping off a buliding doing a 360\!\!\!\! Blake: I could have done it while being flashbanged

Author: Bottomley Boarder http://adam.urbanup.com/6208014

39. (Adam) (2↑, 0↓)

A cool,funny,sweet person...given the nickname"foofer" ;D

I dont have an example for the definition of adam...sorryD:

Author: ILikeDeadBabies;D http://adam.urbanup.com/6233250

40. (Adam) (6↑, 4↓)

The greatest guy alive, He cares and can make you laugh at any second. He is loving and will make you feel like royalty. He will convince you that you are the most beautiful girl in the world and that you are perfect. He is perfect Love you babe\! -Mellisa

- I went to dinner with Adam last night\! -How was it? - It was great\! He made me feel fantastic, he is the best\!

Author: Awsomenessification http://adam.urbanup.com/6104359

41. (Adam) (3↑, 2↓)

A hot, confident, cocky, boy. Very immature. He's the type of guy that would break up with a girl over a text. Yeahhhhh, not a guy looking for a long relationship. He never gets his heart broken, always the one to break hearts. He's extremely attractive and athletic.. But likes to lie and cheat. He's the kind of guy that would be good for a one night stand, but not to marry. Great kisser.

Girl one: "Who's that sexy beast?\!" Girl two: "Oh that's Adam... I've heard he's not a good boyfriend.. But he is sure hot\!"

Author: idatedoneiknow http://adam.urbanup.com/6280918

42. (adam) (5↑, 4↓)

makes you fall in love with him and makes you think that you will be together forever. then, you discover that all he wants is your ass. a real player.

that adam will always be alone.

Author: shutheefrontdoor http://adam.urbanup.com/6215146

43. (adam) (2↑, 2↓)

GAY GAY GAY GAY

Adam Holm is so GAY

Author: trifflinfool http://adam.urbanup.com/6325660

44. (Adam) (2↑, 2↓)

known by many names except for his own. sasquatch, tree, Nyan cat, troll, awesomesauce, vasto, bfg, lanky, alco, giggty, boss, fancypants, fairyboy, beanie boy, jewman, jewman jim and voldemort are just some of the various names this tall creature is known by.

Random 1: Hey Tree\! Random 2: Who is Tree? Random 1: You know, Adam\! Random 2: Who the F**K is Adam? Random 1: That guy next to the fridge. Random 2: The F**k? That is Sasquatch\!

Author: Trollman787878 http://adam.urbanup.com/6047295

45. (Adam) (9↑, 9↓)

One might find that the nature of a man holding the name "[Adam]", may have extreme [Ginger Tendencies] (if not full Ginger). He may or may not lack a soul, he also may or may not have a "black heart" or there lack of. Being [ginger], he also may or may not have an extreme tolerance to Novocaine and other numbing agents, due to his numb and cold heart. He may also be [vampiristic] due to his inability to absorb the suns radiation. Finally he will most likely be [SURLY] in nature, BY nature.

Friend: "yo bro what did you do today?" Adam: "I installed a virus onto your computer and had sex with your girlfriend. What about you mang?"

Author: BigFrizzL http://adam.urbanup.com/5928093

46. (Adam) (0↑, 1↓)

Used the day after any holiday or birthday. Basically, it's like using the word "Eve" before a holiday or birthday.

Steve: Hey, Butch, whatcha doing for Christmas Adam? Butch: What the f*&% are you talking about, Steve? Steve: Dude, everyone knows when Christmas Adam is. It's the day after Christmas, duh?????

Author: Teecat http://adam.urbanup.com/6319266

47. (Adam) (3↑, 4↓)

The anti-christ (Anti-Ochus), someone who is bad at everything. He should be punched in the shoulder once a day, and whenever he does something stupid. Although every first and last wednesday of the month you should be nothing but nice to him, since he goes through so much s*** for every other day of the month. He has ten toes and horns on his ten fingers that are not visible.

Scenario 1: Hugh G. Dick: Hey look it's Adam\! S1L3Nt Str1K3r: No don't look into its eyes\! Scenario 2: Adam: Hey guys\!\!\! Hugh G. Dick: Get away from me\! Scenario 3: (It is the first wednesday of the month.) Hugh G. Dick: Hey wassup Adam? You are such a pal\!\!

Author: salsaman45 http://adam.urbanup.com/6207084

48. (Adam) (24↑, 26↓)

A totally awesome, amazing guy. He is truly fantastic and manages to radiate his awesomeness, even when he is thousands of miles away. He also makes one kick ass husband and is often referred to as Moore the manwhore ;)

Girl : "Woah, he is totally hot." Other Girl : "Yeah a total Adam. I would."

Author: The Guitar ;) http://adam.urbanup.com/5070340

49. (Adam) (0↑, 3↓)

A boy who thinks he is a man and is in love with some one who does not approve of his skin-color. very nice man,just a tad hard headed if you ask me . well good day mate \! tip top cheerio\!

FRIEND OF HIS: Breh she dont like you ThoE ADAM: would ya look at that

Author: Maggy Wessinger http://adam.urbanup.com/6232453

50. (Adam) (10↑, 13↓)

A man who cannot ejaculate.

Adam couldn't [come] when Sarah ravaged him last night.

Author: Brylars http://adam.urbanup.com/5813564

51. (Adam) (0↑, 4↓)

A man usually half Irish, who tends to remove his shirt in cities where the air hits -2 degrees. He also makes the common mistake of destroying his sex life by buying his girlfriend a Rampant Rabbit.

You hear about the fearless bastard? He's so Adam\!

Author: Fearlessbastard http://adam.urbanup.com/5851772

52. (Adam) (1↑, 7↓)

The guy who thinks hes all that because hes on the football team and has money. He thinks hes a ladys man because a few cheap whores will chase after him, then diss him for having such a small dick. Hes a hater beyond all extremes

Girl\#1: "hey did you hear about Adam and torie?" Girl\#2: "No what happend?" Girl\#1: "Well i guess the school whore torie went to have sex with him and his dick was so small she asked him what the hell that was supposed to be\!\!" Girl\#2: "Thats hilarious i hate that bastard\!"

Author: monkeygirl123 http://adam.urbanup.com/6050424

53. (Adam) (5↑, 11↓)

A real dick. Full of himself. Likes to think of everyone as his own personal punching bag. Thinks hes great at sports. and sucks at them. Blond hair blue eyes and a retarded grin. Also thinks hes a playa Hits on other peoples girls.

Person 1: Hey did you watch Adam get the shit beat out of him yesterday. Person 2: Yeah. He hit on the quarter backs girl.

Author: Probable anwser http://adam.urbanup.com/5940128

54. (Adam) (2↑, 9↓)

Adam is a gay man that is very friendly and loves to watch the sun rise. Most people use the term Adam when they want to describe something awesome.

"Dude..did you see that Adam Cubs game the other day?"

Author: Ilikebaconsoup http://adam.urbanup.com/6067423

55. (Adam) (1↑, 8↓)

A very wuiet yet attractive male who is probably a musician. He makes all the girls fall for him but then lets the fall flat on their fucking face. he doesn't reply to texts because he probably has a whore girlfriend is has him whipped with whore puppy dog eyes. the end.

your boyfriend is totally an adam.

Author: athenaTHEgod http://adam.urbanup.com/6003600

56. (Adam) (23↑, 32↓)

A kid that everyone loves and is obsessed with. Known to have long hair and awesome at sports. Ladies love him, they are always asking for a hug, but Adam denies it. Though everyone loves him, no one 'like-likes' him, so being single is part of his life for now.

Ex. 1 Adam is playing basketball but he's off, on the bench, but the whole crowd is chearing "WE LOVE YOU ADAM" Ex. 2 Girls: ADAM\!\! Adam: D8 Get awaayyyyyy.

Author: xXLemonLimeXx http://adam.urbanup.com/4961809

57. (Adam) (4↑, 14↓)

Genesis 1:25, "Adam and Eve were naked, and they were not ashamed." The modern day "Adam" is a male who tries to be as naked as is socially acceptable at all times, even if it is only BARELY acceptable. Tommy is an Adam if I ever saw one\! At home he wears shorts or swim trunks ONLY. When outside in public, he wears sandals, a button-up shirt -- unbuttoned, or a T-shirt on his head like an Arabic head-dress. He'd rather not wear a shirt at all, but, this way if he wants to enter a store or restaurant he can button up his dress shirt, or take the T-shirt off his head and wear it on his abdomen. adam west adam & eve adam ant adama

Adam Bloom

Author: cheesegirl123 http://adam.urbanup.com/5438837

58. (Adam) (21↑, 32↓)

One of the many stereotypical names for a white guy. Just like other names like Jeff, Bob, Mat, and Mike.

Bob: so what did Mike name his kid? Jeff: well he;s white so they had to name him Adam.

Author: nuj dog http://adam.urbanup.com/5024558

59. (ADAM) (32↑, 43↓)

a genetic material from the video game bioshock, that modifies a person DNA to do almost anything. ADAm was later made into a weapon that allows the user to do incredible and harming things to anyone else. long term use create addictions and has horrible side-effects such as hallucinations, seizures, blindness, insanity and even death.

ADAM will eventuall control you.

Author: the gentlemen thief http://adam.urbanup.com/4360395

60. (Adam) (31↑, 43↓)

A hard-headed Man, other-wise known as A Marine\! Is always being such a Man, claims to be fine after enduring mortar fire and car accidents that include fire and explosions. Must be a lucky charm to have around.

Your are such an Adam, for not going to get X-rays after being in a major accident.

Author: insane jane http://adam.urbanup.com/4277416

61. (adam) (17↑, 31↓)

A dumb shit that doesnt know how to get over people. someone who doesnt know when it is time to let go.

Stupid adam keeps telling me how he loves me. But i broke up with him a while ago.

Author: Gilligan McFee http://adam.urbanup.com/5562192

62. (Adam) (12↑, 28↓)

One resembling a beaver. One who builds dams and chops on wood. A beaver

That dude looks like an Adam.

Author: shoehornoplenty http://adam.urbanup.com/5402314

63. (Adam) (33↑, 50↓)

Lord over biieeeeeeeeeeetches

yo dude look at adam he pimpin on dem hoes

Author: suckmydick247 http://adam.urbanup.com/3982337

64. (Adam) (125↑, 144↓)

Slang for the drug Ecstasy (MDMA)

Yo dude, know where I can get some Adam for the rave?

Author: joey tingleberry http://adam.urbanup.com/2359686

65. (Adam) (5↑, 26↓)

Really small penis

you have an Adam

Author: stayhigh\! http://adam.urbanup.com/5753179

66. (adam) (32↑, 53↓)

a crazy person. watch out, could pull out a knife/gun at any moment. Usually really into weed. to a crazy extent. hates america. loves boobies, and talks about them on a normal basis. Loves black people. Socially awkward. wishes he could be naked 24/7. Wants to raise a baby panther. hates anyone with the name brittany and tiffany. loves anyone with the name brooke, mackenzie, and tamara. Has lastfm. Loves the golden girls. Crazy, dark hair. blue eyes, that are bluer than anything youve really seen. Very tall. very skinny. basically a holocaust child. often cold, with hard nips, that he's proud of. Hates everyone except the few names mentioned. Wears dark/black jeans and cardigans almost everyday. vampire pale. wears chucks a whole lot. and some australian shoes. Has ADD/ADHD and doesnt take his pills. is proud that he doesnt take his pills and carries his pill in his pocket, shows it off while he's acting crazy. doesnt like to be controlled. especially by the gov. couldnt win in a fight against anyone. No one can replace an adam.

"Are you going to be friends with adam?" "Ihavent decided if that will make me more or less likely to be killed by him when he goes crazy..."

Author: tamackmakeswords. http://adam.urbanup.com/4651072

67. (adam) (61↑, 82↓)

a dumbass who pretends to like you for 4 months and then goes out with your best friend

"Hey i have something to tell you, i am going out with you best friend ****" "why would you do that Adam???" "cuz i never really liked you, and she is hotter then you"

Author: Megs\<3 http://adam.urbanup.com/3284006

68. (adam) (339↑, 360↓)

hallucinogenic drug. see [ecstasy].

We did some adam at Tracy's party.

Author: habbi http://adam.urbanup.com/1402440

69. (adam) (1↑, 23↓)

an ugly, fat kid with a muffintop who no one likes. if you meet him, you'll wish you never had. he smells like cat piss and thinks hes super attractive but in reality, hes scum. he's a player and a douche bag.

you wanna hear a muffin joke?........... adam.

Author: you had it coming, muffin. http://adam.urbanup.com/5932913

70. (Adam) (27↑, 50↓)

a flavourful explosion when you suck a huge dick.

Jemima: I sucked ronnies cock and he splooged an adam\! Ronnie: Do you realize your talking to me\!?\!?

Author: Adz Babay http://adam.urbanup.com/3930545

71. (Adam) (11↑, 35↓)

A guy that bull shit's around and sits on his ass being lazy saying he will do something but never doing it or fucking you over

Person 1: Are you still you going to the beach with me Person 2: No im going to destin Person 1: thats where were going Person 2: o well i still cant go person 1: your such a adam

Author: modest mouse 1111111111111111 http://adam.urbanup.com/5011807

72. (Adam) (23↑, 47↓)

Adam is a guy who i can stalk if i wanted to and got in trouble for walking with him at night. Hes a cool guy and epicly awesome because he knows what an MMORPG is. :) there arnt really any words to descibe him. so i guess you could say that hes just absolutly amazing in his own way. You could also say that he likes to put mayonaise in milk and eat it with pork. All in all. he is an awesomely awesome guy with cool hair. :)

[Adam] yea you cant really give adam an example cause there is no one out there like him XD [Adam]

Author: Epicfailurexx http://adam.urbanup.com/4236342

73. (Adam) (11↑, 36↓)

Someone who thinks Three Presidents were impeached Andrew Johnson, Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton

Adams wrong

Author: theone1000lh9o8t78465421234567 http://adam.urbanup.com/4444099

74. (Adam) (23↑, 49↓)

This boy ( may be a girl who knows ) is the Beast of the Ground he is a mythical creature found to have married many mermaids and has a magical genie called Pooja It is an amazing thing and a great friend to have, he really manages to make me laugh

Peter: What is that lurking in the bushes? Nicole: I don't know, it looks like an Adam

Author: Ahah. http://adam.urbanup.com/3329726

75. (Adam) (18↑, 45↓)

A male who takes on a promiscuous lifestyle to cover up the fact that he might be a homosexual. He also tends to get into the pants of young females attending sporting events.

"Wow look at that jackass over there, I bet his name is Adam" "Adam is such a manwhore, i hate him"

Author: Ya motha69(: http://adam.urbanup.com/4746186

76. (Adam) (18↑, 45↓)

Adam = Paedo, Simple

Luke - Guh Adam you're such a paedo James - Paedo\!\!

Author: Luke & Callum & James & Jamie http://adam.urbanup.com/4516504

77. (adam) (40↑, 67↓)

a guy with cool orange sun glasses who makes everyone else looks crap with his good hair

guy: heh look at that guy with his stupid glasses guy 2: yo bizatch that guys an adam snizzle face

Author: the king of durkdurkastan http://adam.urbanup.com/3355264

78. (Adam) (12↑, 40↓)

An idiot who goes out with you for three years and you think you're in love with him. He is the worst boyfriend ever and totally ignores you and stands you up. When you finally realize what a dick he is and break up with him, he gets sad and begs for you back. Also, fat and ugly with dumb-ass friends who will try to get with you once you dump him. CAUTION- DO NOT DATE THIS TERRIBLE CREATURE\!\!

Friend- How's your boyfriend, Adam? You- A [dick], as usual. I think I'm gonna dump him. Friend- OMG\! Finally\!

Author: bellalennon http://adam.urbanup.com/5307889

79. (Adam) (11↑, 39↓)

gay first man to get layed by both a man and a woman

It wasn't Adam and Eve it was Adam and Steve

Author: thebaddoctor http://adam.urbanup.com/5219373

80. (Adam) (13↑, 41↓)

likes butt rape with his pp get's it passed from Dino and Sean.

Adam will step in all the spot where the light is shown and butt rape you.

Author: slaverapeforherpleasureforhim http://adam.urbanup.com/4759880

81. (Adam) (9↑, 37↓)

To kill yourself. The origin comes from Adams Song by blink182 which suggests suicide in the song

John: Did you hear that alex adamed? Anothny: No way, i saw that coming

Author: Whaddupblink182 http://adam.urbanup.com/4660374

82. (Adam) (20↑, 48↓)

the that owns my pants.

girl says: oh, [OWNED] Adam says: own your face, your mom and your PANTS\! girl says: um, i would kinda like to have those back. thanks.

Author: pink :) http://adam.urbanup.com/3901541

83. (adam) (42↑, 70↓)

the biggest [mooch] ever. Can smell weed from a mile away

"Dont be such an adam, I dont have any weed." "Watch out,that kid is an adam."

Author: womper777 http://adam.urbanup.com/3460625

84. (Adam) (35↑, 63↓)

Someone who is compared to a losing a slot machine in vegas, at the end, you feel tired, and broke, and stupid and used.

I wasted many nights on an Adam.

Author: ducha http://adam.urbanup.com/3319741

85. (Adam) (17↑, 46↓)

someone who enjoys a hardy [gooch butter] sandwich then eats a massive [gooch burger] a man who dangles balls into another mans mouth kind of like teabagging but then he stops to tickle him with with his shit crusted gooch hairs

Adam- "im so hungry i could go for a gooch butter sandwich with extra [gooch gravy]" Adam 2- sounds amazing im so down ill buy

Author: hondaman230 http://adam.urbanup.com/4345534

86. (Adam) (39↑, 68↓)

Someone who wastes food on a daily basis\! Major contributer to global warming.

Hey man, dont throw away that whole sandwich\! Your being a total Adam\!

Author: BecahGrape\! http://adam.urbanup.com/3712848

87. (adam) (8↑, 38↓)

an asshole who will try to get any girl he can but cant caus he has nasty teeth, a pimpley face, short stubby appendages. he is fat and short and thinks hes amazing at wrestling but hes not caus its gay and so is he with his stupid rainbow tye dye sweat shirt. he smells bad and will act nice to you at first but then will ruin your life. stay away from these "adams". if you date one then break up, he wont stop annoying you.. but if hes not short and ugly then dont worry about it (:

oh gross its adam\! ewwwwwww...

Author: greenhilighter http://adam.urbanup.com/5430610

88. (Adam) (17↑, 47↓)

Noun [n.] 1. A stupid troll with no life and nothing better to spend money on than useless accounts and pokemon games that he plays in his mother's basement. 2. The process by which a heterosexual boy goes gay during puberty. 3. The act of sucking a penis while playing pokemon with your own mother. 4. A zit/pimple/acne. 5. A nasty little pimple that you might find on your ass on a hot summer day. Verb [v.] 1. To spend $750.00 on a single account on a chatting website. 2. To troll or insult people using the words "faggot nigger" or other similar childish language because you have nothing intelligently cruel or remotely true to say about that person. 3. To act like something you're not to hide your insecurities; particularly acting like a "gangsta" to seem "cool" when you're only more annoying and pathetic that way. 4. Sucking a dick and denying it.

1. Oh god it's Adam \adam_\adam Hide your men. 2. He used to like girls when he was a kid then something happened in that locker room and he adamed. 3. OMG\! You've got a huge adam on your face D: Pop that nasty sucker\! 4. Ah, man. I've got an adam on my butt. It hurts like hell. 5. Normal person 1: DUDE\! He bought an account on a website for over 700 dollars\!\!\! Normal person 2: WTF?\!???\!\!\!?\! Normal person 1: Yeah man, he totally adamed that shit. 6. Person 1: Did you hear about Jeremy? Person 2: What? What happened? Person 3: Brad totally adamed him man. He denied he gave him a blowjob and told him to shut up. Person 4: LOL

Author: LloydTotallyDidn'tMakeThisUp http://adam.urbanup.com/5265225

89. (adam) (26↑, 56↓)

a very flambouyant and gay individual, who especially likes to get naked with other males.

adam and steve not adam and eve

Author: adams girlfriend http://adam.urbanup.com/4520383

90. (Adam) (46↑, 76↓)

Normally,This boy is TOTALLY hot. You see him, and already want to do him right where he stands. Most likely, look's like a 'bad-ass', peircings,tattoos, hot topic stuff, Converse, drives a truck; kind of stuff. You pretty much stalk the kid, find out about him. Don't talk to him in person, get his number from a Note, or maybe Myspace. For awhile, you text. Later into talking to him for about 2 months, He say's THE MOST amazing things, and you want him so bad, he supossidly, wants you too. (Don't be tricked, this is a non-intentional plot.) 4 months into it, You guy's both know you like each other, but he's not the type of guy to ask a girl out, And It, of course, Bugs you that you've been waiting for so long just for this kid. Then, a girl, who is also your friend.. But is alittle slutty (probally had sex with 50 guys.) come's along and pretty much takes him. It hurts you, very much so that he likes her within a 2 week period, hang out everyday, and talk like 24/7 when it took you a long time, and you've never even hung out with him. Everything he says, is sweet nothings. Truth is: Adam's are into drugs, and sex. that's just about it. He will jump from girl to girl, useing their friends. Best advice: Stay away from any Kid's named Adam no matter how 'sweet' they seem. [:

Emily "Dude, should I go out with that boy??" Emilys Bestfriend "NO WAY\! HE IS SUCH AN ADAM, AND I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING HURT."

Author: PerfectLetDown http://adam.urbanup.com/4237288

91. (adam) (63↑, 95↓)

a boy that will tell you anything you want to hear, has very bad anger issues, lies about almost everything he tells you, is wayyyy bipolar, and the biggest jerk you will every meet. also he will chase you around a room until you fall and hurt yourself.

"he is being such an Adam"

Author: bangbangchoochootrain2 http://adam.urbanup.com/3239912

92. (Adam) (28↑, 61↓)

A boy who likes to lie. Usually six foot or taller. Turned down this cute little girl, for an ugly fucking slut. lies about having sex. makes potatoes with hot sauce. blonde,short,curly hair. large penis. FUCKING ASSHOLE.. that a girl usually can't stop loving. \</3

girl:I had sex with [Adam]. friend:No you didn't?[Adam] said he wouldn't fucking touch you. girl:Oh:'( I'm not lying.

Author: the heartbroken one=/ http://adam.urbanup.com/3814835

93. (ADAM) (70↑, 103↓)

Anal Dipping Ass Man

Watch your back... he's an ADAM.

Author: Adam M. Hoover http://adam.urbanup.com/3210361

94. (Adam) (65↑, 104↓)

Someone who is generally a complete asshole who pretends to be a nice guy or poses as a friend. They usually take advantage of you or one of your friends claiming "love" as the reason...then say it was your idea and what you wanted. Yeah right\!

So Adam,I read your definition of me and couldn't believe it got me just as mad as it did that day. I won't forgive you. Stop trying. You claimed that you always respected girls and would never do anything they didn't want. Guess what\! I didn't want it. I can't even be with another guy without remembering how violated I felt by you. The supposed "love" you had for me was completely in your head and 100% infatuation.

Author: adamisanasshole. http://adam.urbanup.com/3784250

95. (Adam) (11↑, 53↓)

The biggest phish phan in the world. Ever.

You are an adam because you smoke too much dope and listen to phish too much.

Author: Darkside 08 http://adam.urbanup.com/3427489

96. (Adam) (22↑, 66↓)

Adam: a term used for sucking dick. An adam is generally a male. usually a drag. he's very rude and ignorant. half the things he has he doesnt deserve. his mood swings are like the weather. hes like a miserable old man, never happy. he gives newfies a bad name. uses his dick and not his head. an over all achievement of... nothing. Adam's never know when to shut the fuck up. Also he would rather shove his dick into shit then be happy.

person one: thats one ugly son of a bitch. hes rude too. person too: thats just an adam person one: is he sucking that guys dick :O person two: ahhhh yuuup

Author: karma's a bitch http://adam.urbanup.com/4198063

97. (Adam) (37↑, 81↓)

Grade A douche bag with a little dick who loves to take it in the ass all night long.

Hi, my name is Adam Killian and I'm a flaming homosexual\!

Author: sssamnaylor http://adam.urbanup.com/3498836

98. (Adam) (33↑, 79↓)

the gayest individual to ever wear skinny jeans and blue pants.

Talkin about faggots, look at Adam.

Author: evanhassmallballs http://adam.urbanup.com/3816537

99. (adam) (21↑, 69↓)

a fat shit

holy shit that guy is an adam\!\!\!\!

Author: mitchhh http://adam.urbanup.com/3997015

100. (adam) (23↑, 71↓)

a boy who I like very much but is after someone not even that cool. depressing.

let's not talk anymore, adam.

Author: surfergrl11 http://adam.urbanup.com/2329348

101. (adam) (21↑, 70↓)

the guy that thinks nurels the shit

adam is a beast

Author: adamattackkk http://adam.urbanup.com/3691515

102. (Adam) (35↑, 84↓)

An adjective used to describe anything twisted. A verb to make something twisted. (If you know adam bergen, you understand\! if you don't know him, add him on facebook\! then you'll soon find out"

I believe my life is incomplete without fluffy handcuffs...... Oh my god that is so adam\! Oy stop adaming\!

Author: Elliot Michaelson http://adam.urbanup.com/3055391

103. (Adam) (33↑, 83↓)

he thinks hes awesome but the word awesome means Scared, Skinny, and Lonely

jared: "why does he hate you?" Adam: "cause im awersome" jared: "by awesome you mean scared, skinny, and lonely"

Author: Dijonator schifty-five http://adam.urbanup.com/3250317

104. (adam) (32↑, 82↓)

ginger

wow he's a ginger he must be an adam

Author: ayyrayray http://adam.urbanup.com/3246845

105. (Adam) (18↑, 69↓)

A boy who has a lisp and loves Rise Against. Sometimes is called a weenie because of his tall and slender body. Plays violin, and always wears stupid scarves.

That kid looks like a total weenie\! Yeah, he's an Adam.

Author: 12-1-21-18-5-14 http://adam.urbanup.com/3918517

106. (Adam) (9↑, 61↓)

One of the most amazing peope you will ever meet. An actor and friend. Very sexual, mainly because of his slight, recurring case of homosexuality. (What am I saying?\! He is ALWAYS gay\!\!\!)

Adam Carter. \<3

Author: EmPlusAB http://adam.urbanup.com/4023434

107. (adam) (26↑, 85↓)

Cute teenage boy who shaves his legs because he thinks he's the hottest thing and no one will care. Girls DO actually like him, but he is too much of a vagina to make a move. He is said to have a small penis.

Jane: Good luck with that Adam douche tonight\! Kaylie: Thanks. I'm gonna need it. Maybe, if I'm lucky, he'll kiss me on the cheek. I hope I don't have to talk him into it.

Author: caligirl\<3 http://adam.urbanup.com/3655940

108. (adam) (34↑, 110↓)

stupid dipshit who thinks hes cool, but sucks at everything, dirtbiking, driving, living. usually seen with a cane in his ear, representing a monkey. They also think they are white but are really half nigger.

\#1 "your such an adam." \#2 "NO IM NOT FUCK U\!\!\! WHY COULDNT U JUST CALL ME GAY"

Author: sirhc sirrom http://adam.urbanup.com/3301066

109. (Adam) (32↑, 108↓)

The name I use on urban dictionary as my other personality/ persona. My name is adam in the urban dictionary chat. My real name is Vitale and i'm an overweight 26 year old who tricks girls on urban dictionary chat with a fake picture of an abercrombie male model who i wished i was. I'm really on welfare and stalk people. I go by Adam.

Hi, this is Adam. Nice to meet you.

Author: Mr. Vitale. http://adam.urbanup.com/3143808

110. (Adam) (84↑, 161↓)

a short geeky, wimpy, boy, (often gay) especially one with speech problems. usually obsessed with geeky things such as star wars and writing gay books. constantly makes an ass of himself and initiates fights for no reason, often annoying other people he doesn'k know in the process

Adam: OMG look its that guy that played Luke Skywalker\! or Adam: OMFG I can't believe how obnoctious you think I am... go to hell *five minutes later to a random person* that guys an ass... go kick his ass for me.. I'm scared to.

Author: tayjudithxoxo http://adam.urbanup.com/2998277

111. (Adam) (35↑, 113↓)

a very very smelly person that got greasy hair and baths in a chip pan also melesters [adam malesters dogs]dogs and sleeps with men also has a ton of sexual desises that were caught off a evil evil person also a person that likes to use the term 'il knife you' with a very serous funny looking face

you are sucha adam young chap hahahhahahahha

Author: lol'ing http://adam.urbanup.com/3468730

112. (adam) (77↑, 158↓)

Someone who never stops eating apples. OR Someone who eats, and chews apples loudly, open mouthed, and doesn't notice how much someone hates him for it.

Dude, stop being an Adam, I can hear you chewing your apple from over here.

Author: C.S.W.T.L S.W.A.T http://adam.urbanup.com/2704247

113. (adam) (178↑, 264↓)

A prepubescent-sounding male who works at Mcdonald's for a living stealing various plastic utensils from his corporation. Tries to make his voice deeper to gain attention of fellow women, but fails miserably.

oh Hoy Hoy Hoy Hoy Hoy is how Adam's laughter goes.

Author: Mista desperashun http://adam.urbanup.com/2730691

114. (Adam) (51↑, 173↓)

a short guy who cant get any, a short guy who gets rejected or a fake rocker (focker) who is horible at drums

adam is bad a drums he sucks

Author: dgfsr http://adam.urbanup.com/2889348

115. (adam) (36↑, 161↓)

so lad with no eyebrows but thinks hes still all gettoh and pimpin

hay im adam im pure boss coz im black but still hav no eyebrows

Author: alex the lion http://adam.urbanup.com/2782629

116. (Adam) (185↑, 363↓)

1. Devoid of compassion or feeling; pitiless. 2. Marked by or arising from a feeling or assumption of one's superiority toward others 3. Not feeling or exhibiting gratitude, thanks, or appreciation. 4. The practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess 5. Marked by a lack of accord with reason or sound judgment 6. See also Big Daddy

I can't get over how he acted so Adam

Author: Charles Earning http://adam.urbanup.com/1784486

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Last updated: 2012.02.29